Dakota Johnson's Tranquil L.A. Home Impresses the Internet

Updated: March 13, 2020 6:52 PM EDT | Originally published: March 13, 2020 10:38 AM EDT

Dakota Johnson has charmed the masses on social media, thanks to her greenery-filled house in Los Angeles featured in Architectural Digest.

Purchased from Ryan Murphy, the creator behind American Horror Story, the home is an internet-winner.

Perhaps it’s the setup. “It’s like a treehouse. On a boat,” as she puts it. Perhaps it’s Johnson’s signature cool delivery. “This place is my anchor,” she explains.

While that definition may not apply to viewers online, the Fifty Shades of Grey star’s personal tour has certainly collected a considerable amount of admiration from Twitter.

Stay for the crystal collection, the table made of wood from Winston Churchill’s yacht that does not function, and her throwing some excellent bamboo tree shade at her neighbor.

she’s so funny oh to be dakota johnson’s neighbours and be in a war with her about how high her bamboo is growing and she tells you to shove it pic.twitter.com/HNZxVVenpt
— neve (@taykotas) March 11, 2020

The internet latched on to every bit of this tour through her abode for the magazine. Everywhere you look — inside and outside the peaceful two-story home — the spaces are filled with an appreciation for the natural world.

There are bamboo trees, and the citrus is abundant: There are limes, there are lemons and there are oranges.

She even imparts some advice: “I think the key to a healthy relationship is double sinks,” the actor says during the bathroom portion of the tour. She is currently dating Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.

See below for the best reactions to Dakota Johnson’s house tour in Architectural Digest.

Among other things, I'm genuinely upset to hear that nobody can really sit at Dakota Johnson's patio table made out of the wood from Winston Churchill's yacht because the chairs wobble
— Jesse Tabit (@tabitj) March 12, 2020

“I love limes” - Dakota Johnson pic.twitter.com/eUSnQiLQLL
— cassidy xcx (@olsencassidy) March 12, 2020

thinking about dakota johnson’s kitchen.. pic.twitter.com/olUzedrecK
— ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ (@greenIight) March 11, 2020

"This is cool. It's a wax mushroom."

"This, I was working with Chanel a long time ago and my alias was Punkrock and I thought that was funny."

"They're silly awards. I don't even know. I'm not an awards person."

- Dakota Johnson in <15 seconds! pic.twitter.com/gaMaSbSSqd
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) March 12, 2020

The takes continued to abound.

This is a very small and humble request to Dakota Johnson:

please adopt me https://t.co/J40kBtIQXq
— 💜 JV 💜 (commissions open!) (@javi_khoso) March 13, 2020

Dakota Johnson’s house 🖤 https://t.co/pyeufsJlUe
— サラ (@sarah_hadhinah) March 13, 2020

oh to live in dakota johnson’s house pic.twitter.com/tMmpPQumPD
— jihane (@jihanebousfiha_) March 11, 2020

"Watching Johnson's house tour is the best vacation you'll ever take. Even a real vacation where, like, you go to a beach can't hold a candle to it. It's a truly transformative experience."
😍#DakotaJohnson https://t.co/pY5WvAm6JN vía @glamourmag pic.twitter.com/zMsJkb6ZPa
— ♡ DJohn💙DJ 🕸👑♡ (@AllMyloveQueenD) March 13, 2020

Was baffled for a while by this mutation but thank god for punctuations.

“My cat, Chicken, is buried here...” https://t.co/nzNO40XjJD
— Clarissa Cartharn (@ccartharn) March 12, 2020

I can't stop thinking about Dakota Johnson's Architectural Digest home tour... The bamboo fight with the neighbor, the limes, the dead plant, the cat burial, Hunter S. Thompson's "boobies", the chairs no one can actually sit in... everything about it is just *chef's kiss*
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) March 13, 2020

‘It’s Like a Treehouse. On a Boat.’ Dakota Johnson’s Tranquil L.A. Home Is Really Impressing the Internet

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