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Demi Moore didn’t hold back when it came time to roast her ex-husband Bruce Willis!_  by [Raisa Bruner](https://time.com/author/raisa-bruner/)  ## Raisa Bruner Jul 16, 2018 4:41 PM UTC Demi Moore didn’t hold back when it came time to roast her ex-husband Bruce Willis!  by [Raisa Bruner](https://time.com/author/raisa-bruner/)  ## Raisa Bruner Jul 16, 2018 4:41 PM UTC Warning: don’t offer yourself up to be the subject of a [Comedy Central roast](http://time.com/3674748/justin-bieber-comedy-central-roast-jokes/) unless you’re really ready to feel the burns. [Bruce Willis](http://time.com/5002211/bruce-willis-halloween-costume/) experienced the full fire of the comedy roast when his special [aired](http://www.cc.com/roasts), featuring appearances from friends like [Joseph Gordon-Levitt](http://time.com/4462277/lip-sync-battles-jimmy-fallon/item/joseph-gordon-levitt/), Edward Norton and Martha Stewart to, yes, his ex-wife Demi Moore. Moore pulled no punches, lambasting the popular action star on both personal and professional terms. “I look at our marriage like _The Sixth Sense_,” she joked at one point, referencing Willis’s famous horror movie. Her punchline: “You were dead the whole time.” (Willis and Moore were married for 13 years and share three daughters. They [divorced in 2000](https://people.com/archive/thats-a-wrap-vol-54-no-19/). Willis is now married to model [Emma Heming](https://people.com/home/bruce-willis-emma-heming-house-tour/), with whom he has two daughters.) Moore had plenty more to say, too. “Bruce considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure,” she explained of their history. “Bruce, don’t be so hard on yourself, you had much bigger failures. Planet Hollywood, Hudson Hawk… campaigning for [Michael Dukakis](http://time.com/4493402/see-the-top-10-political-debate-flubs/item/michael-dukakis-1988/), turning down Clooney’s role in _Ocean’s Eleven_ to focus on playing the harmonica.” But Willis, in his own monologue, had a comeback — of sorts. “Joseph \[Gordon-Levitt\] played a younger me in _Looper_. He couldn’t pull it off,” Willis joked about the younger actor. “There is one actor who successfully played me. It was Demi Moore.” Sometimes, self-burns are the best of all. ## Transcript [00:00] Well, guys, Demi Moore didn't hold when it came time [00:02] to roast her ex- husband, Bruce Willis. Moore made a [00:05] surprise appearnace towards the end of the Comedy [00:06] Central Roast of Bruce Willis. The actress craccked [00:09] jokes about ttheir marraidge, his skills as a parent and [00:11] how he got one of his career defining roles. I love this. [00:13] Moore started out the roast Saying this. She said, I was [00:16] married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies. [00:18] Which makes sense, because the last two sucked. [00:20] Burn. More jokes about her ex's parenting style, [00:23] saying, Bruce is super generous when our daughter [00:25] Rumer was a baby and it was his turn to change the [00:26] diaper in the middle of the night. He would lean over [00:29] and whisper to me, I'll give you $ 1, 000 right now if [00:32] you change that diaper. Yeah, I think it's generous. [00:34] [ LAUGH ] Yeah. The event was hosted by Joseph [00:35] Gordon Levitt, who played a young version of Willis' [00:38] character in the 2012 film Looper. It also feature jokes [00:41] from some of Willis' costars and friends, including [00:43] Edward Norton and some others. Bruce Willis told [00:45] reporters at the event, that he agreed to participate in [00:47] the roast because, quote, these guys are all my friends [00:49] and they are all crazy in their own right. 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