Simulation of 1,500 People Walking and Texting at a Busy Intersection

March 31, 2014 11:06 AM EDT

So here’s what would apparently happen if 1,500 people all started crossing the street at Tokyo’s Shibuya Crossing while they were looking down at their phones.

You’ll notice a handful of things:

A total disregard for crosswalks! These mouth-breathers are just walking right out into the middle of everything.

Two of them just walk in place when they run into each other. The last time I did that, mall security Segwayed me out by my shirt collar.

One of the guys gets run into and then bows as though it’s his fault! Sack up, man!

Only one guy drops his phone, which seems really low for 15,000 hoopleheads all running into each other.

Two fall down and get right back up, all while still looking at their phones (probably accurate).

It takes an eternity for the street to clear when it’s the cars’ turn to go again (probably accurate), yet only a couple horns honk (maybe accurate in Japan; absolutely not accurate just about anywhere else).

The guy at the very end appears to fall down at the top of a subway entrance and, instead of getting back up, he’s does the Worm for a bit. I’d grab a simulated beer with that guy any day.

According to Kotaku, the video is a joint effort between one of Japan’s major wireless companies – NTT Docomo – and Aichi University of Technology, which cobbled the simulation together. The message? I can’t read Japanese, but I’ll bet it’s three-fold: Don’t text and walk, watch where you’re going, and remember that the Worm will never, ever, ever go out of style.

Computer Simulation of 1,500 People Looking at Smartphones and Walking [Kotaku]

Danger! Computer Simulates 1,500 People Walking and Texting at a Busy Intersection

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