A few months ago, we shared a list of the craziest new baby names parents had coined in 2014. Now, we’d like to call attention to a more specific baby name trend: turning words into names.
Sure, word names have been around for a while (think Rose, Grace or Faith), but as Nameberry points out, it seems the craze started to get a bit out of hand in 2014. Here’s a look at some of the most outrageous words-turned-names that appeared on the official Social Security list in 2014.
Alias–Well, this is just confusing. An alias, by definition, is a false or assumed identity. But in this case it’s being used as someone’s primary identity. It doesn’t make any sense. Just call your kid Joe or something.
Awesome–You want your kids to be confident, yes, but literally being called “awesome” every single day? That might cause some unnecessary arrogance.
Boss–Nobody can be called Boss except The One True Boss, Bruce Springsteen. Sorry.
Couture–There will be so much pressure on these girls to dress well all the time. Also, you know everyone will have a tough time pronouncing “Couture” correctly.
Eliminate–Why?
Gamble–What are the parents who chose this planning to name their next child? Rollthedice?
Halo–If parents named their kids after the violent video game, then no. But the Beyoncé song? Yes.
Harsh–This kid will probably get a lot ofClueless references directed his way.
Indica and Sativa–Everyone is totally going to assume this kid is high all the time, and that’s just not fair.
Kindle–Maybe the babies named Kindle will find friends named Nook, and feel less alone.
Zeppelin–No complaints here. This is actually a totally badass name.
