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July’s Best News Bloopers Include Obscene Gestures and Lots of Taylor Swift References

Another monthly dose of schadenfreude

Remember the news anchor who had an, uh, interesting theory about why Amazon is so successful? Watch him and several other memorable TV reporters in this round-up of July’s best news bloopers.

This compilation also includes that weatherman who basically incorporated Taylor Swift’s entire discography into his forecast — although we’re not really sure that counts as a blooper, because he obviously did it on purpose.

One more great moment to look out for: some awesome little kids dancing in the background of a news report.

Read next: Watch All the Funniest News Bloopers of 2014

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This Picture of Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence On a Jet Ski Is the Definition of Joy

The best friendship of our dreams is becoming a reality

A few weeks ago, Amy Schumer shared her priceless reaction to Jennifer Lawrence merely uttering Schumer’s name. Fast-forward to right now, and the two of them are apparently besties.

We know this because Schumer posted a photo on Instagram Thursday that showed the two women riding a Jet Ski together:

Jlaw #maniac

A photo posted by @amyschumer on

Of course J-Law is driving, of course Schumer is calling her a maniac, and of course Schumer has the wild-eyed grin of someone having the time of her life.

We can only imagine that the pair are on vacation together celebrating the success of Schumer’s movie Trainwreck. We also hope they’re taking this opportunity to kick around ideas for a new movie in which they play sisters. Make it happen, ladies.

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Taylor Swift Just Shared More Behind-the-Scenes Clips From the ‘Bad Blood’ Video

Featuring Karlie Kloss and Hayley Williams

Taylor Swift released her epic star-studded music video for “Bad Blood” more than two months ago, but she’s still sharing all kinds of behind-the-scenes footage and stunt fails.

Her latest behind-the-scenes clips, which she posted on Instagram Wednesday, feature her pals Karlie Kloss and Hayley Williams.

“We just came up with my name: Knockout. We’re badass spies training together and we’re not messing around,” the supermodel Kloss explains.

"We just came up with my name: Knockout." @karliekloss Don't forget to vote for VMAs!

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

“My character, she is The Crimson Curse,” Williams, lead singer of Paramore, explains in another clip.

"My character… She is The Crimson Curse." @yelyahwilliams

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

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Listen to This Surprisingly Good Whitney Houston/Jason Derulo Mashup

"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" meets "Want To Want Me"

What happens when you mix a recent Jason Derulo hit with a Whitney Houston classic? The women of Little Mix, who won the eighth season of the British X Factor, have decided to show us.

The group stopped by BBC Radio 1’s Live Lounge to perform their mashup, backed by a full choir and organist. It starts off slow and smooth before eventually becoming loud and joyful. You’ll probably want to dance in your chair and clap along.

Little Mix have yet to become global superstars, but maybe this track will give them the boost they need.

Read next: Jason Derulo: Meghan Trainor ‘Insisted’ on Singing My Name

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This Baby Elephant Playing With Birds Will Remind You That Not Everything Is Awful

Watch a sprightly calf meet a flock of swallows

There is a whole lot of ugliness and despair in this world, but occasionally, something will happen to remind us that not everything is terrible. Some things are actually wonderful. Like this baby elephant in South Africa who was spotted playing with birds.

You’ll see the sprightly, good-natured elephant calf chasing a flock of swallows in Kruger National Park. We can only imagine that shortly after this video was recorded, the elephant struck up a friendship with a few of the birds and now they’re all off somewhere creating a special language. Because miracles can and do happen.

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Taylor Swift Has Absolutely No Bad Blood With Her Adorable Newborn Godson

He's her friend Jaime King's son

Taylor Swift has been getting into all kinds of drama lately, but she appears to be on very good terms, at least so far, with her new godson, Leo. He’s the son of actress Jaime King (one of Swift’s close friends) and her husband, Kyle Newman.

Swift posted a photo of her first meeting with baby Leo. People are really excited, because the photo has already earned 1.6 million likes:

Meeting my boy. @jaime_king @kyle_newman

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Look at that loving gaze. That’s the kind of gaze that says, “If anyone ever crosses you, I will hunt them down and I will write a revenge song about them and I will start several Twitter feuds over it.”

The singer posted another adorable picture of Leo’s tiny hand wrapped around her finger. She used lyrics from her song “Never Grow Up” as the caption:

"Your little hand's wrapped around my finger and it's so quiet in the world tonight…"

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

“Choosing a godmother is a very sacred and important thing in our family,” King told Elle back in March. “They’re going to be guiding your child, and they’re responsible for them if something was to ever happen.”

King said Swift will be “the perfect godmother” thanks to her “thoughtfulness, her kindness, her authenticity.” And also, we assume, because she’s going to get baby Leo invited to so many awesome parties.

 

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No One Has Struggled Like This Tiny Corgi Puppy Trying to Go Down Stairs

His name is Peanut Butter and he's only nine weeks old

Steps can be very difficult for a young pup, and Peanut Butter the baby corgi is no exception. His owner Alvin Hsu posted the above clip on YouTube, which shows the then 9-week-old puppy tackling some very intimidating carpeted steps.

Hsu tries to be encouraging and positive, coaxing Peanut Butter to complete the task and offering reassuring compliments when he gets down one step. He manages to get down one more, but mostly because he slipped. At that point, Peanut Butter started pacing anxiously and decided he’d had enough for the day.

So yes, baby corgis can make pretty much anything impossibly cute.

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Popular Authors Are Using Twitter to Share #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter

The hashtag has created a space for writers to bond over shared frustrations

Best-selling novelists, journalists and amateur writers alike gathered on Twitter today to turn a hashtag into a nationwide trending topic.

The hashtag in question? #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter. Writers have been chiming in to vent the everyday frustrations of the profession (or, for some people, the side job.) The most common grievance seems to be the fact that some people refuse to regard writing as actual work. They assume it’s an easy task that anyone could do if they just had time.

If you want to avoid making a writer angry, check out some of the best tweets:

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Good News: Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky Are Still Totally in Love

John Stamos revealed that the couple is still married in Fuller House

Just when you thought you couldn’t get any more excited for the upcoming Full House reboot, John Stamos went ahead and revealed some very exciting news: Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky are still going strong.

Stamos, who has already been sharing photos and news from the set, posted a picture on Instagram to reveal that love is not, in fact, dead (like we all thought):

Becky and Jesse together Forever. #FullerHouse. #Netflix

A photo posted by John Stamos (@johnstamos) on

Yes, those are Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse’s hands, wearing wedding bands, symbolizing eternal love. Lori Loughlin, who plays Becky, also posted the photo on Twitter.

Have mercy.

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Ed Sheeran Just Landed a TV Role

Ed Sheeran Performs At Croke Park In Dublin
Phillip Massey—WireImage Ed Sheeran performs at Croke Park on July 24, 2015 in Dublin, Ireland.

He'll play "an ambitious and deadly protégé of a high-ranking church elder"

Everybody’s favorite red-headed singer-songwriter will soon be heading to the small screen. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Ed Sheeran landed a recurring role on the FX drama The Bastard Executioner, billed as “a blood-soaked medieval epic.” So get ready for that.

Sheeran is set to play the character of Sir Cormac, who THR describes as “an ambitious and deadly protégé of a high-ranking church elder.”

If you’re wondering how on Earth Ed Sheeran landed a role on a 14th-century period drama, note that he’s a big Sons of Anarchy fan and contributed a song to the show’s soundtrack. That means he’s already buddy-buddy with Sons of Anarchy creator Kurt Sutter, who’s also responsible for The Bastard Executioner.

It’s unclear if Sheeran will have any opportunities to sing in this role, but fingers crossed that he gets to provide the soundtrack to some brutal battle scenes.

Read next: Ed Sheeran Gets His Own Ice Cream Flavor

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