There are about 700 professional services listed on Amazon's new Home Services marketplace, which lets customers find everything from a plumber to a mover. But surely the least essential yet hardest to resist offering? Goat grazer.
That's right: Some Amazon Home Services customers can hire a goat to come graze on their grass, a seemingly strange but not totally unheard of method of keeping vegetation levels under control.
Not sold yet? Consider the free bonus offering: "As they graze, they will likely leave behind some droppings, too, and you'll get to keep this fertilizer as a friendly parting gift!"
Weirdly, this isn't Amazon's first brush with goat-kind. Amazon Japan has used goats on its grounds in Gifu Prefecture, Kotaku reported in 2013.