Litter Robots
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If you are too lazy to clean your cat’s litter box, this Jetsons-style contraption will scoop out waste and put it in a special poo drawer as a nice little gift for the next time you check.
Money Maze Game
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Because wallets are so boring.
Bracelet Assistant
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For people with remarkably bad fine motor skills and no friends to help them put on jewelry.
Pet Crate End Tables
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With this fancy piece of furniture, your dog becomes a part of the ambiance. Just don’t keep anything too breakable on top.
Passing the Bar Game
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“Fun for lawyers too,” SkyMall promises about this game that’s sure to be as riveting as a case brief.
Jumping Hot Dog
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Wait, is that a sausage or a pill?
BrilliantSpa Black Diamond Jewelry Steam Cleaner
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I have always wanted a special sink to clean all of my many diamonds.
Cobra Walking Stick
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“Practical and stylish,” writes SkyMall, “our walking stick is a required accessory almost any time we venture from home.” We’d never be caught dead without it.
Pierogi Ornament
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Folks, do your relatives a favor and buy them REAL pierogis for the holidays.
Wine Bottle Glass
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Tell the haters you’re only having one glass. So much classier than drinking straight from the bottle.
Mounted Squirrel Head
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Moose heads are, like, so over.
Dog Breed Toaster
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Some people like their bread evenly toasted. Others love a really burnt spot in the middle in the shape of a four-legged creature. There’s just no accounting for taste.
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