And Now, The 10 Most Bizarre Dog and Cat Names of 2014

Veterinary Pet Insurance has released its annual ranking of the most bizarre dog and cat names in its database, which leads with Peanut Wigglebutt and Snuggles Butt Le Lee, respectively — thus proving once and for all that both dogs and cats have notable butts and that the collective human race has the sense of humor of a five year old.

Below are the top 10 monikers, chosen by a public vote, and the full list of 50 crazy, yet endearing, pet names can be found here. (How did Waffle Dots beat Brutus Pancakes out of the Top 10? How?!)

Dogs:

Peanut Wigglebutt

Sir Hog Knucklehead

Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce

Otto Von Longdog

Zippity Do Dawg

Airbubble McMuffin

Hamburger Patty

Angus T Brackencrack

Mister Buddy Pickles

Waffle Dots

Cats:

Snuggles Butt Le Lee

Count Flufferton

Katy Purry

Walter Croncat

Joey Banana Pants

Felix Thunder Paws

Nuttykitty

Senor Meow

Sassy Brat Kat

Purrscilla

You’re welcome.

(h/t TODAY)