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Porn Stars Predict Who Will Win The Academy Awards

An Oscar statue stands on the red carpet
The iconic Oscar statue stands above the red carpet on the eve of the 84th annual Academy Awards in Hollywood, California, on February 25, 2012. Joe Klamar—AFP/Getty Images

Adult film actresses place their bets on those other movie stars

Who will win the 86th Academy Awards? As the Oscars approach, people are wondering who will take home Hollywood’s most recognizable phallic symbol. One place to find the answer is TIME’s film critic extraordinaire Richard Corliss. Or you could ask a bunch of porn stars.

Vivid’s adult film actresses gave Uproxx their predictions about who will grab Oscars this Sunday, so if you’re struggling to fill out a winners’ chart or whatever people use to bet on these things, they’re worth taking a gander at. Yes, porn stars are not traditionally considered psychic, but an ape has correctly predicted the Super Bowl winner for years, so don’t scoff at soothsaying from sordid sources.

Here are the top picks from some of porn’s biggest stars:

Ash Hollywood
Best Picture-Gravity
Best Actor-Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Actress-Sandra Bullock
Best Director-Martin Scorsese

Brandy Aniston
Best Picture-The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress-Sandra Bullock
Best Director-Martin Scorsese

Kendall Karson
Best Picture-The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress- Sandra Bullock
Best Director- Martin Scorsese

Mary Carey
Best Picture-American Hustle
Best Actor-Christian Bale
Best Actress-Amy Adams
Best Director-David O. Russell

Savanna Samson
Best Picture-Gravity
Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress-Meryl Streep
Best Director-Alfonso Cuaron

Penny Paxx
Best Picture-Gravity
Best Actor-Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Actress-Amy Adams
Best Director-David O. Russell

Ashley Blue
Best Picture-12 Years a Slave
Best Actor-Bruce Dern
Best Actress-Amy Adams
Best Director-Martin Scorsese

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