The world’s foremost Lakers fan Jack Nicholson ditched his beloved team this week and instead attended a Clippers game. But don’t worry — he made it clear that he has no plans to join Clippers nation. He remained aloof and stoic, completely snubbing a young fan who appeared to be looking for some kind of handshake/high five hybrid:
Good to know you’re keeping your Lakers allegiance intact, Jack.
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