Foreign News: Nippon’s Wild Eagle

Propaganda Minister Paul Joseph Goebbels used to intimidate foreign statesmen by showing them movies of the Polish blitz and of the fall of France. Since those outdated smash hits, he has had no wows to offer. Recently he had to suffer the chagrin of going to the Japanese Embassy to see their supercolossal Nippon’s Wild Eagle, showing the attack on Pearl Harbor, the conquest of the Philippines, Malaya, Borneo.