Working It

The future is coming and with it, several prodictions [Check them off as they occur]

• Frank Gehry’s clothing line hits the streets. There are injuries

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• Strict guidelines are finally put in place to combat the skinny-model problem

• Baby toupees will be the latest craze among the increasingly young image-conscious

• A tiny, more invasive strain of paparazzo will be developed, resulting in unprecedented access to even the most publicity-shy stars

• Celebrities adopting children from poor countries will have it easier, with “one stop” kiosks opening soon at many high-end department stores

• HeadOn becomes available in Zoloft and Lexapro

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• Television-news anchors will get sidekicks, house bands and vocal in-studio audiences (and a brief boost in the ratings)