MO’ OSCARS, MO’ PROBLEMS?
The Byrneses and the Fockers of MEET THE FOCKERS
DYSFUNCTION: STANDARD AWARDS: 23
What’s a little dog-in-toilet between future in-laws?
ROBERT DE NIRO
2 Oscars, 2 Golden Globes
DUSTIN HOFFMAN
2 Oscars, 6 Golden Globes
BARBRA STREISAND
2 Oscars, 9 Golden Globes
MIA FARROW
1 Golden Globe
DIANNE WIEST
2 Oscars, 1 Golden Globe
WOODY ALLEN
4 Oscars, 2 Golden Globes
BARBARA HERSHEY
1 Golden Globe
MICHAEL CAINE
2 Oscars, 3 Golden Globes
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS
DYSFUNCTION: MODERATE AWARDS: 16
Adultery and hypochondria are small matters in the scheme of all problems, but attempted suicide and Allen’s writing awards give the film a boost
The Hoovers of LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
DYSFUNCTION: GENEROUS AWARDS: 4
Drugs, silence and the Globes’ TV categories land this film on the list
ALAN ARKIN
1 Oscar, 1 Golden Globe
TONI COLLETTE
1 Golden Globe
STEVE CARELL
1 Golden Globe
The Corleones of THE GODFATHER
DYSFUNCTION: EXTREME AWARDS: 21
It’s hard to top the machinations of a clan that uses two meanings of the word family–and that’s looking at only the first movie in the franchise
DIANE KEATON
1 Oscar, 2 Golden Globes
ROBERT DUVALL
1 Oscar, 4 Golden Globes
MARLON BRANDO
2 Oscars, 5 Golden Globes
AL PACINO
1 Oscar, 5 Golden Globes
The Westons and the Aikens of AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY
DYSFUNCTION: SEVERE AWARDS: 17
No spoilers here, but once this rabidly dysfunctional family hits next year’s awards circuit, its awards tally may well have to be updated
MERYL STREEP
3 Oscars, 8 Golden Globes
CHRIS COOPER
1 Oscar, 1 Golden Globe
JULIA ROBERTS
1 Oscar, 3 Golden Globes
THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
DYSFUNCTION: ABUNDANT AWARDS: 11
If ennui counted, the Tenenbaums would score even higher–but confused feelings for an adopted sibling is dysfunction enough
GENE HACKMAN
2 Oscars, 4 Golden Globes
ANJELICA HUSTON
1 Oscar, 1 Golden Globe
BILL MURRAY
1 Golden Globe
GWYNETH PALTROW
1 Oscar, 1 Golden Globe
NUMBER OF AWARDS
FUTURE IN-LAWS DON’T LIKE YOUR FAMILY
FAMILY-DYSFUNCTION INDEX
FUTURE IN-LAWS ARE A CRIME FAMILY
* Includes the affianced; awards are for Oscars and Golden Globes won at any time by the actors
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