May 14, 2014 12:21 PM EDT

Are you in the market for a used car? Are you looking for a “masterpiece of kinetic energy?” Then you should consider purchasing this 1993 245GL Volvo. The wagon’s owner, a Swedish Art Director named Castor, made what has to be the most breathless (and epic) sales pitch video ever to try to sell it.


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