May 11, 2014 11:37 AM EDT

The White Stripes’ most recognizable tune got a nautical remix on Friday as the MSC Magnifica celebrated its “harbour birthday.” Instead of blasting Britney Spears to ward off Somali pirates, perhaps cargo ships could learn a lesson here and start playing this surprisingly ominous-sounding cover to stay safe in dangerous waters.

Write to Nolan Feeney at nolan.feeney@time.com.

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