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# This Sliced Bagel Hack Is Really a Lot for Many People to Take In

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## Video: Here Is Why Poppy Seed Bagels Might Make You Fail A Drug Test

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## Raisa Bruner


Updated: Dec 13, 2023 12:13 AM UTCPublished: Mar 27, 2019 8:26 PM UTC

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## Raisa Bruner


Updated: Dec 13, 2023 12:13 AM UTCPublished: Mar 27, 2019 8:26 PM UTC

Everyone has [strong opinions](https://www.bonappetit.com/story/cynthia-nixon-bagel-order-review) about bagels. Today, Twitter learned just how strong those opinions really were after one user shared a photo of what he called the “St. Louis secret of ordering bagels,” which involves getting your morning carbohydrates sliced from top to bottom like a loaf of bread, instead of lengthwise as it’s traditionally done. “It was a hit!” Alex Krautmann wrote, adding a photo for evidence.

It may have been a successful snack time for Krautmann’s office, but it turns out Krautmann, who [is a meteorologist](https://www.linkedin.com/in/alek-krautmann-5277a248/) now working as a program coordination officer at NOAA for the National Environmental Satellite Data and Information Service (NESDIS), was in for quite a different reaction when his slicing style was exposed to the brutal honesty of internet critics.

> [](https://twitter.com/AlekKrautmann/status/1110341506802552832)

Krautmann’s bagel hack was mostly panned online as a form of breakfast blasphemy — although the folks at the [Panera Bread](http://time.com/5558842/krispy-kreme-nazi-connection/) did tweet at him offering free bagels “sliced however you’d like,” which seems like a potential win for both Krautmann and his coworkers.

> [](https://twitter.com/panerabread/status/1110933327106752512)

Then again, pretty much everyone else was universally opposed to this form of bagel defamation, including Olympic skier [Gus Kenworthy](http://time.com/5164823/lgbt-gus-kenworthy-olympics-2018/). Bagels are [historically associated](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-brief-history-of-the-bagel-49555497/) with Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. in the late 19th century, tracing back to roots in Poland, and are often a hot topic of both reverence and debate by purists.

> [](https://twitter.com/guskenworthy/status/1110935687451365377)

> [](https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1110949561667911681)


> [](https://twitter.com/Ranjrz5/status/1110921739238866945)

> [](https://twitter.com/JamieABaum/status/1110984535976673281)

> [](https://twitter.com/peta/status/1110953867032911873)


> [](https://twitter.com/DustinGrowick/status/1110982787111309312)

> [](https://twitter.com/heykim/status/1110957718372646913)

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