By Jordan Cohen
The Gang Goes to Russia

There’s been a flurry of news coming out of Sochi as journalists arrive in Russia for the 2014 Winter Olympics — and if only our dearly departed 30 Rock was still in season, there’s no doubt that Tina Fey and company would find a hugely satisfying way to satirize the chaos in Russia.
Since that’s unlikely to ever happen, we did the job for them.
Dirty Water

Fur Uniforms
Stray Dogs
Yogurt
Vladimir Putin

Willie Geist
Doorknob Drama

The Internet is Down
Missing Tracy
Harvard Prank
A High-Profile Cameo

No Light Bulbs
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