All she wants for Christmas is a new boyfriend.
Norwegian Princess Märtha Louise, who announced her separation from her husband last year, shared her Christmas wish in meme form on Instagram as an imagined exchange with Santa:
“Me: For Christmas I want a unicorn.
Santa: Be realistic…
Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend.
Santa: What colour do you want your unicorn?”
Princess Märtha was with her ex, Ari Behn, for 14 years, and they share custody of their three daughters, People reports. Behn himself made news recently when he said he’d been groped by Kevin Spacey at the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize concert in Oslo.
Princess Märtha Louise is fourth in line to the Norwegian throne.
[People]
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