--- title: Colbert Burns Trump Jr. for Halloween Socialism Tweet description: "It’s never too early to teach kids the danger of sharing" canonical: https://time.com/5007018/stephen-colbert-trump-jr-halloween-socialism/ author: Billy Perrigo article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2017-11-02T12:30:14.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-08-04T07:54:00.902Z article:section: Entertainment og:title: Stephen Colbert Burns Donald Trump Jr. for His Halloween 'Socialism' Tweet og:description: "It’s never too early to teach kids the danger of sharing" og:url: https://time.com/5007018/stephen-colbert-trump-jr-halloween-socialism/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt762fb639aa769ac5/6988e44d0a4a22e3699d08db/stephen-colbert_11012017.png?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: Stephen Colbert Donald Trump Jr. Candy og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Stephen Colbert Burns Donald Trump Jr. for His Halloween 'Socialism' Tweet twitter:description: "It’s never too early to teach kids the danger of sharing" twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt762fb639aa769ac5/6988e44d0a4a22e3699d08db/stephen-colbert_11012017.png?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  # Stephen Colbert Burns Donald Trump Jr. for His Halloween 'Socialism' Tweet > Sponsored content. 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Jay Sekulow, a member of President Donald Trump's legal team, defended Donald Trump Jr. Sunday following his controversial meeting with a Russian lawyer during the campaign — arguing that Trump's son did not break any laws_  by [Billy Perrigo](https://time.com/author/billy-perrigo/)  ## Billy Perrigo Correspondent Nov 2, 2017 12:30 PM UTC  Stephen Colbert ends his pun-filled rant about Donald Trump Jr. with a fake "douche" chocolate bar on Nov. 1, 2017. Stephen Colbert ends his pun-filled rant about Donald Trump Jr. with a fake "douche" chocolate bar on Nov. 1, 2017.CBS  by [Billy Perrigo](https://time.com/author/billy-perrigo/)  ## Billy Perrigo Correspondent Nov 2, 2017 12:30 PM UTC [Stephen Colbert](http://time.com/4970357/stephen-colbert-to-rex-tillerson-nobody-calls-our-president-a-moron-except-me/) fired shots at Donald Trump Jr. on Wednesday night, after the President’s son [posted a Halloween photo of his daughter](http://time.com/5005219/donald-trump-jr-halloween-socialism-lesson-reactions/) that said he would give her candy away to “teach her about socialism.” Colbert mocked Trump Jr.’s tweet: “Yes, it’s never too early to teach kids the danger of sharing.” “On Halloween, kids literally go door to door to get free candy from the neighbors because the kids don’t have it and the neighbors do,” Colbert continued. “That’s socialism.” > [](https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/925495970032443392) The host also described Trump Jr. as a “clone of [Don Draper](http://time.com/3850265/don-draper-women-chart/) with the gaps filled in by frog DNA.” Colbert then reeled off a long pun-filled criticism of the Administration, which included zingers like “the top one percent _tobler-own_ 99 percent of the wealth” and “universal _heath-care_… would be a _lifesaver_ for working people”. 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