Self-proclaimed “ping pong propagandist” Susan Sarandon has decided to sell her pool table on Craigslist. And you don’t have to take our word for it:
She’ll even sign the $3,000 table, if the buyer is so inclined. This is a pleasant surprise to all Craigslist buyers who are used to just hoping that the people on the site doesn’t have bedbugs or plans to murder you when you pick up a used couch.
Of course, that won’t stop creepers from trying to buy:
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