Donald Trump Completes Takeover of Republican Party Shell

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Ever heard of a “reverse merger?” Donald Trump probably has.

He is one of the most brilliant businessmen in history, after all—just ask him.

In a reverse merger, the owners of a private enterprise take control of an empty shell of a public company. They stuff their private business into the public shell so they can start selling stock. Here’s an example: After the company that made Eskimo Pies and Chipwich treats sort of melted down, financiers acquired its empty hulk and inserted a cleaning products business.

Or take a more recent example: the Republican Party. Trump has reverse merged that grand old enterprise with the private wholesaler of his own personal brand.

The GOP used to be a purveyor of robust worldviews, political philosophies, and plans for governing the world’s most powerful country in a dangerous and rapidly changing world. It competed in a duopoly with a firm called the Democrats. But after years of lax management, poor product development, and hostile takeover attempts, there isn’t much left. The sad shell has been on display at the Republican National Convention this week.

On Tuesday, the Trump family completed its acquisition. On Wednesday, in a gesture toward continuity, the new firm rolled out a veteran of the old GOP, Mike Pence, to serve as No. 2—but observers doubt that he will be more than a figurehead. On Thursday, the new enterprise goes to market.

Throughout the convention, beleaguered sales representatives for the hollowed-out company have been pitching products from the stage of the Quicken Loans Arena, but hardly a word has been spoken about its once-proud product line.

Scenes from the Republican National Convention

Republican National Convention, Cleveland, Ohio.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and Republican vice presidential candidate Mike Pence stand with their families at the end of the Republican National Convention on July 21, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland.Christopher Morris—VII for TIME
Republican National Convention, Cleveland, Ohio.
Attendees celebrate as the Republican National Convention comes to a close on July 21, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland.Christopher Morris—VII for TIME
Duck Dynasty reality TV star Phil Robertson on the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Thursday, July 21, 2016.
Duck Dynasty reality TV star Phil Robertson on the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Thursday, July 21, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Thursday, July 21, 2016.
Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Thursday, July 21, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Thursday, July 21, 2016.
Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Thursday, July 21, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Donald Trump kisses running mate Indiana Gov. Mike Pence at the Republican National Convention on July 20, 2016, in Cleveland.
Donald Trump kisses running mate Indiana Gov. Mike Pence at the Republican National Convention on July 20, 2016, in Cleveland.Christopher Morris—VII for TIME
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Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
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Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
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Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Donald Trump with his children Eric and Ivanka Trump at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, on July 20, 2016.
Donald Trump with his children Eric and Ivanka Trump at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, on July 20, 2016. Benjamin Lowy for TIME
A man poses at Instagram's "Mini Oval" office at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.
A man poses at Instagram's "Mini Oval" office at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Donald Trump supporter Rachel Day, from Akron, stands outside the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.
Donald Trump supporter Rachel Day, from Akron, stands outside the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
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Troopers monitor protests outside the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.Benjamin Lowy for TIME
Mounted police from Fort Worth, Texas monitor the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.
Mounted police from Fort Worth, Texas monitor the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Attendees hold signs at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.
Attendees hold signs at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Benjamin Lowy for TIME
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie attends the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie attends the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
A man attends the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
A man attends the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Attendees hold signs at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
Attendees hold signs at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Christopher Morris—VII for TIME
A Texas delegate tallies up the votes for the Donald Trump's nomination at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
A Texas delegate tallies up the votes for the Donald Trump's nomination at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Benjamin Lowy for TIME
Donald Trump speaks at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
Donald Trump speaks at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Delegates cheer at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
Delegates cheer at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Comedian Eric Andre is escorted from the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
Comedian Eric Andre is escorted from the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Boxing promoter Don King attends the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
Boxing promoter Don King attends the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Donald Trump Jr. speaks at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
Donald Trump Jr. speaks at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Christopher Morris—VII for TIME
Tiffany Trump speaks at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on July 19, 2016.
Tiffany Trump speaks at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on July 19, 2016.Christopher Morris—VII for TIME
A screen displays the state flag of Mississippi, the only state that includes the Confederate battle emblem in its official state flag, at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
A screen displays the state flag of Mississippi, the only state that includes the Confederate battle emblem in its official state flag, at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Christopher Morris—VII for TIME
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Scenes from the floor at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Buttons are displayed for sale outside the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
Buttons are displayed for sale outside the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016. Landon Nordeman for TIME
A pair of men interact with protesters in the Cleveland Public Square at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.
A pair of men interact with protesters in the Cleveland Public Square at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on Tuesday, July 19, 2016.Benjamin Lowy for TIME
Trevor Leis, of Lime, supports open carry at the Cleveland Public Square amidst various protests at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on July 19, 2016.
Trevor Leis, of Lime, supports open carry at the Cleveland Public Square amidst various protests at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on July 19, 2016.Benjamin Lowy for TIME
A police officer stands on a protective crowd control line in the Cleveland Public Square at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on July 19, 2016.
A police officer stands on a protective crowd control line in the Cleveland Public Square at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on July 19, 2016.Benjamin Lowy for TIME
Delegates pose for a group photo at the Republican National Convention on Monday, July 18, 2016, in Cleveland.
Delegates pose for a group photo at the Republican National Convention on Monday, July 18, 2016, in Cleveland.Landon Nordeman for TIME
A man dons a "Make America Great Again" hat at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.
A man dons a "Make America Great Again" hat at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.Benjamin Lowy for TIME
Melania Trump kisses her husband, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, to the applause of the ecstatic crowd, on July 18, 2016.
Melania Trump kisses her husband, Donald Trump in front of an ecstatic crowd, on July 18, 2016.Ben Lowy for TIME
Scenes from the floor of the 2016 Republican National Convention on Monday, July 18, 2016, in Cleveland.
Scenes from the floor of the 2016 Republican National Convention on Monday, July 18, 2016, in Cleveland.Landon Nordeman for TIME
Donald Trump appears on stage at the 2016 Republican National Convention on Monday, July 18, 2016, in Cleveland.
Donald Trump appears on stage at the 2016 Republican National Convention on Monday, July 18, 2016, in Cleveland.Landon Nordeman for TIME

Strong foreign policy built on pragmatic alliances? Nope.

Conservative concern over mounting public debt? Rarely mentioned.

Free trade? Not in the catalog.

Reverence for limited government—especially limits on the power of popular demagogues? Sold out.

Instead, there have been hours and hours of talk about throwing Hillary Clinton, CEO of the Democrats, in prison. They’ve audience-tested a new advertising slogan: “Lock her up!”

Pence told the crowd that Trump will win in November, and that got some appluase. But when he said that Hillary Clinton “will never become president,” the roar was a good deal louder and longer. Shareholders had hoped for more from the outfit that rolled out such perennial winners as Emancipation, national parks, and the fall of the Berlin Wall.

One holdout from the old firm, Ted Cruz from the Texas office, tried to make a final sale from the old book of business. “We have no king or queen. We have no dictator,” he told the convention hall. He spoke of the free spirit that put a man on the moon 47 years ago, and saluted the sacrifice of a Dallas police officer whose murder left a 9-year-old daughter bereft. He was booed off the stage, and his wife left the arena in a hail of shouted abuse.

Trump’s product line is still in development. He has said the firm will go into the construction business, building a wall—often described as “a great wall” or a “tall wall”—across the rugged mountains and trackless deserts of the southern U.S. border. He has proposed a transportation subsidiary to deport 11 million people from the United States. He has suggested a big data initiative to bar all Muslims from the country until they can be screened.

But so far, none of the initiatives is off the drawing board. Perhaps Trump will have more to say when he unveils the new operation.

The thing about reverse mergers is, they have a rather spotty track record. In the best of circumstances, they are an efficient way to bring an enterprise to the public. Trump’s acquisition of the GOP has certainly achieved that.

On the other hand, customers can find themselves confused or wishing they hadn’t bought into the deal. Some find themselves nostalgic for the old products, wondering if—with a little more effort—the company could have made them fresh and relevant for a new generation.

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