In an important instructional video that could make anyone seriously consider parenthood, an adult man does nothing while his kid vacuums.
Give this dad just a minute of your time, and he’ll show you how to get a kid to clean your whole house like you totally were planning on doing as soon as you felt like it. “Basically they’re babies. They’ll do anything so just ask them to do it,” he explains in his latest “How to Dad” video. His child does successfully wipe down the table and hang clothes out to dry. Toilet? No dice. His baby draws the line at toilet cleanup.
The guy’s been posting about how to figure out fatherhood since June. His other videos are much more practical and doable, so therefore boring.
Watch the latest video on getting your baby to clean everything below.
Update: The subject of this post got back to us to let us know that his name is Jordan Watson.
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