There’s a new holiday story for the 2015 season, and it’s from your favorite upstate New York inmates.

The Orange Is the New Black cast has given us a treat to tide us over as we wait for season 4 with “ ‘Twas a Night in Litchfield,” which only slightly deviates from “ ‘ Twas the Night Before Christmas.”

It sounds like a typical night in the Big House, with Morello catching up on her “beauty sleep” and others getting lucky. (“Hey, we ain’t no monks!” Crazy Eyes says.)

Then Santa Claus arrives, and they don’t exactly greet him warmly. As Mendoza explains, “We may have robbed and roughed up St. Nick.”

This article originally appeared on Entertainment Weekly.com

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