15 Things You Can Say to Siri to Get Funny Answers

December 18, 2015 9:37 AM EST

Apple’s Siri is useful for finding quick answers, setting alarms, and scheduling reminders. But did you know she’s also quite good at telling jokes?

There are dozens upon dozens of things you can say to Siri to evoke clever wisecracks. Siri’s charisma is one characteristic that separates it from Google’s computerized virtual assistant, Google Now, which gets straight to the point rather than making wise.

Here are some questions and requests you can say to Siri to see her comical side.

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