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Michael Kovac—Getty Images by [Christopher Rosen / EW](https://time.com/author/entertainment-weekly/) ## Christopher Rosen / EW Nov 21, 2015 4:20 PM UTC [Stephen Colbert’s love of _Lord of the Rings_](http://www.ew.com/ew/static/longform/hobbit/desktop/) is well documented, so it should come as no surprise that the _Late Show_ host had some issues with the Brazilian scientists who named a new species of spider after a character from J.R.R. Tolkien’s beloved novel. This week, a new species of spider was identified and given the name [Iandumoema smeagol](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/11/151119-lord-of-the-rings-arachnid-smeagol-harvestmen-science/), a reference to Smeagol, the hobbit who would become Gollum after getting ahold of the One Ring. The cave-dwelling spider was given the name Smeagol because it shared a similar lifestyle with the character, who lived in a cave and stayed out of the sun until he morphed into the monstrous Gollum. Colbert, however, wasn’t having any of it on Friday’s show. “Smeagol wasn’t a scary creature who lived in a cave,” Colbert said before recounting Smeagol’s biography, and how he killed his cousin after finding the One Ring. Explained Colbert: “Smeagol hid from his guilt and the yellow face of the sun, by retreating into a cave, where his shame and his fear turned him into an unrecognizable creature. That creature wasn’t Smeagol anymore; that creature was Gollum. You should have named the spider Gollum. You don’t discover a venomous snake and name it Anakin. You name it Darth Vader.” Colbert also took issue with the fact that the scientists ignored an actual spider from _Lord of the Rings_ while naming the new species of spider: Shelob. “I thought you guys were scientists,” Colbert said. “This is sad.” _This_ [_article_](http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/21/stephen-colbert-lord-rings-spider) _originally appeared on_ [_EW.com_](http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/21/stephen-colbert-lord-rings-spider) ## Transcript I own him not only the opportunity to have done that great show with him that he created, but his friendship, and the example he set of how to do a show with intention. With intention means you approach the work with urgency. There's something you want out of your guests, there's something you want out of the jokes you're about to do. Now, it can just be To be as silly as you possibly can. There's a great joy in that and that is a great value in that. But sometimes you want to make a point. And to keep your eye on what that is. To be disciplined is another thing I learned from Jon. You can stop at a certain point in the day and say that's good enough. Or you can keep grinding on until you've distilled what you're doing down to, you know, it's not just grain alcohol, it's whiskey now. But that takes discipline to do it to the last drop before you serve it to the audience. They taught him that discipline, which is, it's hard to maintain but it actually makes the show easier. If you drop that discipline, you'll kinda hate yourself at the end of the night. Cuz you know you could have made it better. 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