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Here’s a Clip On Man Bun For the Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Grow Out His Hair

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By Samantha Grossman

Unsure about what Christmas presents to get for all the men in your life? Well, Groupon is running a great deal on clip on man buns right now, so that is a super solid option.

For just $9.99, you can buy a clip on man bun (three inches in diameter) in either blonde, brown or black. (Sorry, redheads, guess you guys have to sit this one out.) Here’s what these bad boys look like:

According to the admittedly self-aware Groupon description, this “attachable—and, equally important, detachable—man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro.” Here’s Groupon’s snarky guide to wearing it:

  1. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
  2. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
  3. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead

Groupon says these man buns are really valued at $65.34 — although we cannot imagine why. Are they made from Jared Leto’s hair? Either way, $9.99 is a great deal, so act fast.

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