--- title: Portable Pizza Pouch Lets You Take Your Pizza Anywhere description: This revolutionary invention consists of a triangular ziplock bag attached to a lanyard that allows you to wear your slice around your neck. canonical: https://time.com/4056307/portable-pizza-pouch/ author: Megan McCluskey article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-09-30T22:01:13.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-04-13T07:25:26.439Z og:title: With This Portable Pizza Pouch, Your Pizza Can Go Anywhere og:description: "No one should ever be without pizza" og:url: https://time.com/4056307/portable-pizza-pouch/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb9ae6e06b2f6f325/698866558e06018987462a11/pizza-pouch.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: pizza-pouch og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: With This Portable Pizza Pouch, Your Pizza Can Go Anywhere twitter:description: "No one should ever be without pizza" twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb9ae6e06b2f6f325/698866558e06018987462a11/pizza-pouch.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  # With This Portable Pizza Pouch, You Can Take Your Pizza Anywhere ## Video: Should I Eat Pizza? [Watch (HLS stream): Should I Eat Pizza?](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/manifests/NvpgAWn5.m3u8) (1:39)  _Published 2015-02-12. You might be surprised that four out of five health experts give pizza the thumbs up. But don’t be fooled: these are not greasy thumbs._  by [Megan McCluskey](https://time.com/author/megan-mccluskey/)  ## Megan McCluskey Staff Writer Sep 30, 2015 10:01 PM UTC  Stupidiotic  by [Megan McCluskey](https://time.com/author/megan-mccluskey/)  ## Megan McCluskey Staff Writer Sep 30, 2015 10:01 PM UTC Are your hands already full of pizza but you desperately need a way to hold another piece of the cheesy greatness? Well, the [Portable Pizza Pouch](http://www.stupidiotic.com/product%5Finfo.php?cPath=9%5F23&products%5Fid=252) is the perfect solution to your problem. This revolutionary invention consists of a triangular ziplock bag attached to a woven lanyard that allows you to wear your slice around your neck. It’s an accessory that seems appropriate for all occasions. The pizza pocket is available online through [Stupidiotic](http://www.stupidiotic.com/) for just $8. “No one should ever be without pizza,” the product description reads. “Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready.” And just when you thought the pouch couldn’t be any more flawless, the site mentions an added perk to rocking the innovative necklace. “BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.” [Pizza Rat](http://time.com/4043383/rat-pizza-slice-subway/) should’ve looked into this. ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/4056307/portable-pizza-pouch/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/4056307/portable-pizza-pouch/"},"headline":"With This Portable Pizza Pouch, You Can Take Your Pizza Anywhere","datePublished":"2015-09-30T22:01:13.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:25:26.439Z","description":"\"No one should ever be without pizza\"","url":"https://time.com/4056307/portable-pizza-pouch/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Food","Pizza","weird","products"],"thumbnailUrl":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb9ae6e06b2f6f325/698866558e06018987462a11/pizza-pouch.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Megan McCluskey","jobTitle":"Staff Writer","url":"https://time.com/author/megan-mccluskey/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb9ae6e06b2f6f325/698866558e06018987462a11/pizza-pouch.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","width":1200,"height":675,"headline":"pizza-pouch","caption":"","creditText":"Stupidiotic","representativeOfPage":true}],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/4056307/portable-pizza-pouch/","name":"With This Portable Pizza Pouch, You Can Take Your Pizza Anywhere"}}]},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"VideoObject","name":"Should I Eat Pizza?","description":"You might be surprised that four out of five health experts give pizza the thumbs up. 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