--- title: Conan Throws Producer a Bachelor Party description: Conan O Brien bombs a bachelor party canonical: https://time.com/4006177/conan-bachelor-party/ author: Olivia B. Waxman article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-08-21T14:48:34.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-04-13T07:23:41.807Z og:title: Here's Why You Should Never Let Conan Throw a Bachelor Party og:description: Conan O Brien bombs a bachelor party og:url: https://time.com/4006177/conan-bachelor-party/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc53873763d05602f/6988605b35ba6f310bc0ecb5/conan-obrien.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: conan obrien og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Here's Why You Should Never Let Conan Throw a Bachelor Party twitter:description: Conan O Brien bombs a bachelor party twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc53873763d05602f/6988605b35ba6f310bc0ecb5/conan-obrien.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  # This Is Why Guys Should Never Let Conan Throw Them a Bachelor Party  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Aug 21, 2015 2:48 PM UTC  TV personality Conan O'Brien speaks onstage during the 2015 AFI Life Achievement Award Gala Tribute Honoring Steve Martin at the Dolby Theatre on June 4, 2015 in Hollywood. TV personality Conan O'Brien speaks onstage during the 2015 AFI Life Achievement Award Gala Tribute Honoring Steve Martin at the Dolby Theatre on June 4, 2015 in Hollywood.Lester Cohen—Getty Images  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Aug 21, 2015 2:48 PM UTC On _Conan_ Thursday night, host Conan O’Brien threw a bachelor party for his producer Jordan Schlansky, who claims he does not want one because he does not “identify” with the traditions. And the comedian does not do a good job convincing him these gatherings can be fun, especially when a guy wearing a beer guzzler helmet spills liquid all over Schlansky’s office floor. Not even the Jägermeister machine or the DJ playing electronic music that the staffer loathes could save the party. The final straw? A male stripper dressed like a firefighter who gets very up close and personal with Schlansky. ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/4006177/conan-bachelor-party/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/4006177/conan-bachelor-party/"},"headline":"This Is Why Guys Should Never Let Conan Throw Them a Bachelor Party","datePublished":"2015-08-21T14:48:34.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:23:41.807Z","description":"Especially one in your office at work","url":"https://time.com/4006177/conan-bachelor-party/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Television"],"thumbnailUrl":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc53873763d05602f/6988605b35ba6f310bc0ecb5/conan-obrien.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Olivia B. Waxman","jobTitle":"Staff Writer","url":"https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc53873763d05602f/6988605b35ba6f310bc0ecb5/conan-obrien.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","width":1200,"height":675,"headline":"conan obrien","caption":"conan obrien","creditText":"Lester Cohen—Getty Images","representativeOfPage":true}],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/4006177/conan-bachelor-party/","name":"This Is Why Guys Should Never Let Conan Throw Them a Bachelor Party"}}]}] ```