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Waxman Staff Writer Aug 21, 2015 2:48 PM UTC So Conan O'Brien really enjoys tormenting his associate producer, Jordan Schlansky. And he did it again Thursday with an unwanted bachelor party.  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Aug 21, 2015 2:48 PM UTC On _Conan_ Thursday night, host Conan O’Brien threw a bachelor party for his producer Jordan Schlansky, who claims he does not want one because he does not “identify” with the traditions. And the comedian does not do a good job convincing him these gatherings can be fun, especially when a guy wearing a beer guzzler helmet spills liquid all over Schlansky’s office floor. Not even the Jägermeister machine or the DJ playing electronic music that the staffer loathes could save the party. The final straw? A male stripper dressed like a firefighter who gets very up close and personal with Schlansky. ## Transcript [00:00] So we all know Conan O'Brien really enjoys tormenting [00:03] his associate producer Jordan Schlansky on national [00:06] TV. Like really, really enjoys it. Be honest, [00:10] did you want to hit him right now? [ LAUGH ] [00:14] So you made a decision for the group. Yes I did. The [00:18] way Mussolini made a lot of decisions. [ SOUND ] [00:19] Jordan you're not listening! [ LAUGH ] [00:28] Aah! So of course, when Conan heard Jordan was [00:30] getting married next week without having a bachelor [00:33] party, he had to take matters into his own hands. Enter [00:36] Jordan's totally unwanted bachelor party ambush. [00:39] Jager! Jager! [ LAUGH ] That doesn't seem fun to me. [00:39] Now he's using [00:47] digital music. I personally prefer uncompressed digital [00:49] music. Crank it! I think Abigail is an attractive woman, [00:53] however I don't think this situation is conducive to [00:55] sexual arousal. Oh boy, talk about a bachelor [01:00] party fail. Jordan hated pretty much everything from [01:03] the drinks to the guests to the entertainment. But hey, [01:08] at least the audience was having a great time. Twitter [01:10] was absolutely loving the impromptu bash. One user [01:14] even call it their favorite bit with Jordan in the history fo [01:17] Conan. Yet another wonderfully awkward interaction [01:20] from what UPROXX has dubbed one of the greatest [01:22] relationships on television. 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