On Conan Thursday night, host Conan O’Brien threw a bachelor party for his producer Jordan Schlansky, who claims he does not want one because he does not “identify” with the traditions. And the comedian does not do a good job convincing him these gatherings can be fun, especially when a guy wearing a beer guzzler helmet spills liquid all over Schlansky’s office floor. Not even the Jägermeister machine or the DJ playing electronic music that the staffer loathes could save the party. The final straw? A male stripper dressed like a firefighter who gets very up close and personal with Schlansky.
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