--- title: J.K. Rowling's Horcrux Would Be a Teabag description: But she probably wouldn't have one canonical: https://time.com/3989244/jk-rowling-horcrux/ author: Charlotte Alter article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-08-07T18:46:27.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-02-22T10:00:39.743Z article:section: Entertainment og:title: This Is What J.K. Rowling's Horcrux Would Be og:description: But she probably wouldn't have one og:url: https://time.com/3989244/jk-rowling-horcrux/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc30e90e4f387ec92/69885e5c8e0601025f461c1a/gettyimages-469064820.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: Author J.K. Rowling Visits The Empire State Building og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: This Is What J.K. 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(Nomi Ellenson--FilmMagic)Nomi Ellenson—FilmMagic  by [Charlotte Alter](https://time.com/author/charlotte-alter/)  ## Charlotte Alter Senior Correspondent Aug 7, 2015 6:46 PM UTC Looks like J.K. Rowling isn’t taking steps toward immortality. When a fan asked the _Harry Potter_ author what her Horcrux would be—referring to an object that’s been enchanted by a dark wizard to contain a piece of his or her soul, so the wizard can become immortal—Rowling responded on Twitter that she would never have anything as “evil” or “despicable” as a Horcrux. But if she did, Rowling added, it would be a teabag. Horcruxes were a focus in the final books of the _Harry Potter_ series, in which Harry had to find and ruin all of Voldemort’s Horcruxes in order to kill him. It is super dark magic, which is why Rowling would (almost) never consider having one. > [](https://twitter.com/jk%5Frowling/status/629678732127666176) That tweet was part of a longer series of tweets about tea, and the importance of proper tea consumption, which you can read [here. ](https://twitter.com/jk%5Frowling) ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3989244/jk-rowling-horcrux/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3989244/jk-rowling-horcrux/"},"headline":"J.K. 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