Harry Potter: Twitter Opens Up Suggestions for #NewHarryPotterBooks

By Jessica Goodman / Entertainment Weekly

July 30, 2015 9:58 AM EDT

Comedy Central’s @midnight made Harry Potter nerds’ dreams come true on Wednesday when the show started #NewHarryPotterBooks on Twitter, and encouraged fans to jump in with their suggestions.

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just excited for hashtag wars? Tonight we're playing #NewHarryPotterBooks!https://t.co/6nk2Y25xzU
— After Midnight (@midnight) July 30, 2015

J.K. Rowling has said over and over again that she won’t write anymore Harry Potter books, but that didn’t stop readers from assuming the hashtag meant another one was in the works. Yes, there was an online contingency that freaked out, but unfortunately “Harry Potter and The People Who Misunderstood A Hashtag And Were Severely Disappointed” will not be hitting local bookstores. Those who did jump in actually came up with some good titles that we wouldn’t mind reading. Check out the best ones:

Harry Potter and the Fault in Our Scars #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight
— isabelle m (@izzy68) July 30, 2015

Harry Potter and the University of Phoenix Online #NewHarryPotterBooks
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) July 30, 2015

Harry Potter and the Channing of Tatum
The Ministry of Magical Licensing sues the producers of Magic Mike.#NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight
— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) July 30, 2015

Fifty Shades of Granger #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight pic.twitter.com/uUHrAbVA77
— Nick G (@NickGThinks) July 30, 2015

Snapes on a plane... #NewHarryPotterBooks pic.twitter.com/uM8VQqYe3U
— Gordon Heliotrope (@GordoHelio) July 30, 2015

The Sisterhood of the Sorting Hats @midnight #NewHarryPotterBooks
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) July 30, 2015

If I Did It: Confessions of A Dark Lord
#NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight
— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) July 30, 2015

What to Expect When You're Expecto Patronium-ing

#NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight
— MEL (@MELnc) July 30, 2015

This article originally appeared on EW.com

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