Donald Trump: The Best #WhenTrumpIsElected Tweets

July 28, 2015 1:20 PM EDT

People can’t stop talking about Donald Trump.

Since the billionaire businessman announced his candidacy for President in June, he has alienated Latinos, rankled the GOP establishment and horrified some with his blustery rhetoric. But he’s also leading most national polls for the Republican nomination, and if no press is bad press, then Trump knows what he’s doing: This chart shows his rapid rise in media coverage since his campaign launch.

Still, it leaves people wondering what America would actually be like if The Donald were elected. Naturally, Twitter has some theories—and a lot of bad hair jokes:

#WhenTrumpIsElected there will be hell toupee.
— Gregory Pizarro Jr. (@gregpizarrojr) July 27, 2015

#WhenTrumpIsElected
He will add his face to Mount Rushmore and 45 men will die trying to sculpt his hair.
— Eddie Della Siepe (@EddieDellaSiepe) July 27, 2015

#WhenTrumpIsElected
His fifth wife will be entering grammar school
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) July 27, 2015

#WhenTrumpIsElected you'll only get a law passed if you win the swimsuit competition.
— Staz Trudeaux (@SheJStaz) July 27, 2015

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