16 of the Funniest Father's Day Cards

Jun 12, 2015

Can't think of a witty Father's Day card to write, but find the greeting cards at drug stores are overly sentimental? Well if you are like most Americans, you'll probably settle for something, as the National Retail Federation estimates that six in ten consumers will buy their dads a greeting card, spending more than $777 million overall. To help you find something more unique, we scanned Etsy and have rounded up some of our favorites. Don't forget: Father's Day in the U.S. is June 21.

For the Dad Who Likes a Nightcap

Knotty Cards 

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For Fastidious Fathers

Xoxo Designs by Ruth 

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For the Dad Who Has Trouble Expressing His Feelings

Cheeky Kumquat 

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For Trekkie Dads


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For the Dad Who Makes the Best Puns


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For the Dad Who Let You Have an Iguana


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For the Dad Who Likes to Explore the Great Outdoors

Modern Printed Matter 

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For the Man Who Said "I Am Your Father"


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For Vegetarian Dads 

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For the Dad Who Knows You're a Piece of Work

Zoe Westbrook 

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For the Dad Who Actually Knows Who Kanye Is

For the Trill of it 

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For Dads Who Stayed Cool

Turtle's Soup Turtle's Soup 

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For the Dad Who Always Quotes Seinfeld


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For the Dad Who Is Confident About How He Looks in Swim Trunks

Shannon Slocum 

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For the Dad Who Somehow Figured Out How to Text Emojis


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For Dads Who Love Dogs


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