Watch George Lucas Assure Fox News He’ll Only Make Patriotic Movies Now

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After Megyn Kelly complained that Fox News doesn’t get enough credit for good reporting on sensitive stories, Jon Stewart decided to send up that network’s egotism with a congratulatory cake: Carvel’s Fudgie the Whale, since Fox News is “a whale of a network.”

The icing on top? George Lucas promises that thanks to all the groundbreaking work they’ve done, he’ll now only make movies “that are blindly uncritical of America—like The Empire Strikes Back, Justifiably.” Buy your tickets now, folks, it’s sure to be a summer blockbuster.

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