This Poo Emoji Dress Is Perfect for Your Next Date

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We present the Poo-Emoji Dress: simple elegance that's simply full of sh*t. Fund it now: 💩💩

— Betabrand (@Betabrand) February 20, 2015

The San Francisco-based clothing company Betabrand recently ran a successful crowd-funding campaign for a dress covered in the poop emoji. Advertised at an early-bird price of $106.20, the frock will prompt countless jokes bound to leave the wearer feeling pooped out. Not to mention it boasts four pockets (though the website does not say whether they are filled with toilet paper squares).

The brand has been crowd-funding men’s attire with this poo-emoji pattern, including a dress shirt, sneakers and trousers aptly named “Poopy pants.”

(h/t CNET)

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