Here Are 12 of SkyMall’s Weirdest Products

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Litter Robots

SkyMall

If you are too lazy to clean your cat’s litter box, this Jetsons-style contraption will scoop out waste and put it in a special poo drawer as a nice little gift for the next time you check.

Money Maze Game

SkyMall

Because wallets are so boring.

Bracelet Assistant

SkyMall

For people with remarkably bad fine motor skills and no friends to help them put on jewelry.

Pet Crate End Tables

SkyMall

With this fancy piece of furniture, your dog becomes a part of the ambiance. Just don’t keep anything too breakable on top.

Passing the Bar Game

SkyMall

“Fun for lawyers too,” SkyMall promises about this game that’s sure to be as riveting as a case brief.

Jumping Hot Dog

SkyMall

Wait, is that a sausage or a pill?

BrilliantSpa Black Diamond Jewelry Steam Cleaner

SkyMall

I have always wanted a special sink to clean all of my many diamonds.

Cobra Walking Stick

SkyMall

“Practical and stylish,” writes SkyMall, “our walking stick is a required accessory almost any time we venture from home.” We’d never be caught dead without it.

Pierogi Ornament

SkyMall

Folks, do your relatives a favor and buy them REAL pierogis for the holidays.

Wine Bottle Glass

SkyMall

Tell the haters you’re only having one glass. So much classier than drinking straight from the bottle.

Mounted Squirrel Head

SkyMall

Moose heads are, like, so over.

Dog Breed Toaster

SkyMall

Some people like their bread evenly toasted. Others love a really burnt spot in the middle in the shape of a four-legged creature. There’s just no accounting for taste.

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