Patrick Stewart has taken on his most villainous role yet: Every single type of annoying person you have ever interacted with on a plane.
In a sketch on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Stewart plays: the notorious “Chatty Charlie,” who won’t stop spoiler-alerting your trashy novel; the deadly “Stinky Snacker,” who has a penchant for tuna fish sandwiches; the dangerous “Seat Climber,” who will step on your feet; the menacing “Seat Kicker,” who cannot or will not control his legs; and finally the deafening “Landing Clapper,” who needs to have higher expectations of pilots’ capabilities.
The struggle is real.
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