January 12, 2015 2:34 PM EST

Good news for fans of the 1987 movie The Princess Bride: There’s an iPhone and iPad game based on film, so you can relive the sword fights against Inigo Montoya, help Westley climb the Cliffs of Insanity, kill shrieking eels and avoid getting punched by the giant Fezzik.

Sound inconceivable? According to a review by Kotaku, Gawker’s gaming news website, the app consists of “four mini-games, which range from ‘lousy’ to ‘passable'” and won’t make you want to play more, but will basically just make you “want to rewatch The Princess Bride.” Unlocking audio clips from the film seems to be the best part of playing.

Interested in storming the castle? An attempt will cost you $3.99 in the iTunes App Store.

(h/t The Mary Sue)

Write to Olivia B. Waxman at olivia.waxman@time.com.

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