Pippa Middleton watches Prince Harry and Zara Phillips compete in a Wheelchair Rugby exhibition match in the Copper Box Arena during the Invictus Games
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December 10, 2014 12:44 PM EST

While Kate Middleton toured New York this week, her royal-by-association sister Pippa was blogging about the finer things in life. Namely, truffle hunting and Kim Kardashian’s butt.

Middleton compared Kardashian’s posterior with her own in a kind of “who wore it better?” for the Spectator:

She also had some harsh words about truffles.

“I didn’t think it was possible to get bored of something so expensive, but I must say I’m a bit truffled out, and my flat now smells of truffles,” she wrote. “That’s what people call a first world problem, I know.”

Tune in next week for her take on breastfeeding pictures on Instagram and proper polo etiquette.

[Spectator]

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