Holiday parties can be uncomfortable — but don’t worry: Broad City‘s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer are here to tell you how to combat that inevitable awkwardness this holiday season.
Their suggestions include raiding the medicine cabinet for “boner pills,” avoiding snobby hipsters, and crafting a fake herpes sore out of peppermint bark to avoid an unwanted under-the-mistletoe kiss.
All their tips seem pretty useful until Ilana starts feeling the effects of the boner pills and, as a result, begins acting like a male puppy who just discovered humping. Lesson learned: Maybe skip out on the medicine cabinet at this year’s holiday parties.
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