April 15, 2011 9:00 AM EDT

It’s Halloween, which means if you’re a kind of dumb high schooler or a family with a penchant for moving into haunted houses in a film, your chances of being murdered by a serial killer or ghost are skyrocketing right now. But don’t worry. We’ve put together this handy guide on how to avoid dying in horror flick.

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