Jimmy Kimmel said what everyone was thinking during his Emmys monologue: we’re all sick of hearing Matthew McConaughey’s acceptance speech. “I mean alright, alright, alright already,” he said.
It’s true that it was strange to see McConaughey at the Emmys — what is he even doing on TV, anyway? He already won an Oscar this year. He doesn’t even own a television, as Kimmel pointed out: “I happen to know for a fact that he traded his television for a conch shell full of weed.”
Yes, McConaughey doesn’t look like he should be on TV; he has the face of a movie star. Kimmel asked the cameras to pan to a “television face” for comparison and picked out Ricky Gervais. “Not even really a television face — it’s a Netflix face.” Ouch.
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Christina Hendricks arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. John Shearer—Invision/APJanuary Jones arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. John Shearer—Invision/APLaverne Cox arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles.John Shearer—Invision/APJon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt arrive to the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theater on August 25, 2014. Christopher Polk—Getty ImagesLena Headey arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. Evan Agostini—Invision/APPeter Dinklage arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. 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Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles.Evan Agostini—Invision/APJulianna Margulies arrives to the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theater on August 25, 2014. Christopher Polk—Getty ImagesMelissa McCarthy arrives to the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theater on August 25, 2014. Kevork Djansezian—NBC/Getty ImagesMason Vale Cotto arrives on the red carpet for the 66th Emmy Awards, August 25, 2014 at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California.Frederic J. Brown—AFP/Getty ImagesMario Lopez arrives on the red carpet for the 66th Emmy Awards, August 25, 2014 at Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Frederic J. Brown—AFP/Getty ImagesAubrey Anderson-Emmons arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. Danny Moloshok—Invision/APLucy Liu attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. Jason Merritt—Getty ImagesCamila Alves, left, and Matthew McConaughey arrive at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. Evan Agostini—Invision/APKate Mara arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles. Evan Agostini—Invision/APSarah Silverman attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. Frazer Harrison—Getty ImagesWilliam H. Macy and Felicity Huffman arrive for the 66th annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California, USA.Paul Buck—EPA
