--- title: Ten Reasons Why the Simpsons Should Live Forever description: Richard Corliss' 1994 story about the magic of The Simpsons has stood the test of time canonical: https://time.com/3154036/simpsons-forever/ author: Richard Corliss article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 1994-05-02T14:56:11.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-08-04T08:00:51.213Z article:section: Entertainment og:title: Ten Reasons Why the Simpsons Should Live Forever og:description: Richard Corliss' 1994 story about the magic of The Simpsons has stood the test of time og:url: https://time.com/3154036/simpsons-forever/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt4e7ad3cb7d1e68c3/6986a05bf983e7088d04f516/simpsons_kitchen_r1_hires2.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1500 og:image:height: 844 og:image:alt: The Simpsons og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Ten Reasons Why the Simpsons Should Live Forever twitter:description: Richard Corliss' 1994 story about the magic of The Simpsons has stood the test of time twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt4e7ad3cb7d1e68c3/6986a05bf983e7088d04f516/simpsons_kitchen_r1_hires2.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 video:duration: 01:33 video:published: 2014-08-21 section: entertainment topics: comedy monologue, character voices, stand-up humor, Machiavelli reference, gun violence joke, nature films, resignation dialogue genre: comedy, sketch, compilation tones: humorous, irreverent, dramatic, playful emotions: amusement (high), surprise (low), tension (low) sentiment: neutral audience: Simpsons fans, comedy viewers, pop culture enthusiasts, general entertainment audiences people: Niccolò Machiavelli, Mo, Troy McClure, Lou content_suitability: violence [00:29-00:40]; profanity [00:32-00:35] transcript_source: publisher captions transcript_reviewed: not applicable ---  # _Simpsons_ Forever! > Sponsored content. 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Even some of the Simpson's more animated characters come from real-life people._ Description, summary, key points, chapters, key quotes, questions and transcript, where present, were produced automatically from the video or its captions and were not reviewed. ## Summary The video presents a short montage of lines from voice performers and characters, opening with a monologue and a stand-up style bit, followed by a series of rapid-fire character lines and an ending with Troy McClure's introduction. The transcript includes a reference to Niccolò Machiavelli, a remark about comedy clubs and gun violence, and a brief exchange involving a resignation and contract release. Audio cues such as music and laughter mark transitions between segments. ## Key points - The speaker addresses 'futurists, cyberphiles' and 'dateless wonders' in the opening line. (00:06) - A line mentions sea bass being prepared blackened or sautéed and calls it stupendous. (00:00) - The transcript attributes the 'oldest trick in the book', divide and conquer, to Niccolò Machiavelli. (00:17) - The speaker Mo says he goes where the misery is and where people need a good laugh. (00:24) - A joke contrasts Americans not going to comedy clubs with shooting people in the head with a high powered rifle. (00:32) - A character refuses mercy pleas and states they will have a resignation and release of contract on the desk immediately. (00:48) - A speaker introduces himself as Troy McClure and references nature films such as Earwigs. (00:59) - The video closes with a line about picking up bathing beauties, followed by laughter and music. (01:05) ## Chapters - [00:00 to 00:44] Opening monologue and comedic lines. A mix of opening remarks, a Machiavelli reference, and a stand-up style bit about comedy and violence. - [00:44 to 01:01] Dramatic dialogue and resignation. A character refuses pleas for mercy and announces a resignation and contract release, with a brief laugh-track moment. - [01:01 to 01:33] Troy McClure introduction and closing. Troy McClure introduces himself, references nature films, and the segment closes with a bathing beauties line and music. ## Key quotes - [00:17] Mo: "I go where the misery is ladies and gentlemen." - [00:24] Mo: "because in America they don't go to the comedy clubs but they do shoot people in the head with a high powered rifle." - [00:59] Troy McClure: "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs, Ew!" - [00:48] unidentified character: "You'll have my resignation and release of my contract on your desk immediately." ## Questions this video answers - What historical figure is referenced as using the divide and conquer strategy? [00:17] - What does the speaker Mo say about where he performs? [00:24] - Who introduces himself as Troy McClure in the video? [00:59] - What kind of nature films does Troy McClure say he has appeared in? [00:59] ## Content suitability - violence [00:29-00:40]: Joke references people being shot in the head with a high powered rifle. - profanity [00:32-00:35]: Bleeped profanity is present in the monologue. by [Richard Corliss](https://time.com/author/richard-corliss/) ## Richard Corliss May 2, 1994 2:56 PM UTC  THE SIMPSONS: The Simpson Family. THE SIMPSONS ™ and © 2013 TCFFC ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. THE SIMPSONS: The Simpson Family. THE SIMPSONS ™ and © 2013 TCFFC ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Fox by [Richard Corliss](https://time.com/author/richard-corliss/) ## Richard Corliss May 2, 1994 2:56 PM UTC _You are getting a free preview of a_ TIME _Magazine article from our_ [_archive_](http://content.time.com/time/archive/)_. Many of our articles are reserved for subscribers only. Want access to more subscriber-only content? Click_ [_here_](https://subscription.time.com/storefront/subscribe-to-time/site/td-monthnonsenior1110.html?link=1001804&fpa%5Foc=Direct+Mail)_._ Ten reasons the Simpsons are America’s ideal family: 1) They stick with one another through thin and thin. Father Homer, mother Marge, 10-year-old Bart, eight-year-old Lisa and baby Maggie seem to be a typical sitcom family — the Honeymooners with kids, the Flintstones in suburbia — with typically outlandish dilemmas to face and resolve each week. But there the similarity ends. Since it sprang in 1990 from cartoon spots on _The Tracey Ullman Show_, _The Simpsons_ has proved uniquely dense and witty. And thanks to top writers, directors and actors in the care of creator Matt Groening and comedy veteran Jim Brooks, it has stayed that way. As it celebrates its 100th episode this week — “That’s 800 episodes in sitcom years,” says Groening of the six months’ production time for each show — _The Simpsons_ can celebrate more: its status as TV’s most satisfying program. 2) For a family of underachievers, the Simpsons have achieved quite a bit. In the show, Homer has been a monorail conductor and a baseball mascot; he won a Grammy (for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop Album) and survived eating a deadly blowfish. Marge sang Blanche Dubois in the musical O Streetcar! Lisa created her own talking doll, mastered the saxophone and the Talmud, was a Junior Miss Springfield, uncovered political corruption and saved the Republic. Bart adopted an elephant, fell down a well and was rescued by Sting, and was tried for murdering Principal Skinner. Maggie had her first word voiced for her by Elizabeth Taylor. 3) There is life beyond Bart. The scamp was the show’s first star; his ripostes (“Eat my shorts”) became T-shirt slogans. Bart is still the richest _Simpsons_ character, but the purview has expanded to include all of Springfield, with 50 or so comic figures, from the Kwik-E-Mart’s Apu Nahasapeemapetilan to the Kennedyesque Mayor Quimby to Krusty the Clown and his sadistic cartoon cohorts Itchy & Scratchy — a wonderfully congested cosmos each week. 4) Homer isn’t bright, but he loves his brood. The poor patriarch is so dull witted that he probably couldn’t count to 16 if he used all his fingers and his toes. But he is a faithful husband, and if he often derides his kids, he will do anything — go skateboarding off a cliff, defy his boss, buy Lisa a pony — if the tots scream loud enough and if Marge gives him a lecture. 5) They have famous friends. Guest voices on the show have included Bob Hope, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ringo Starr, Johnny Carson, Darryl Strawberry, Aerosmith, Bette Midler, Michael Jackson and Dustin Hoffman. “For some reason,” says Groening, “a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they’d be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.” 6) They are excellent role models. True story: a few years ago, a 10-year- old successfully performed the Heimlich maneuver on his choking brother after seeing it illustrated on _The Simpsons_ 7) They’re smart. Well, anyway, their writers are. “There are jokes you won’t get,” says Groening, “unless you’ve actually attended a few classes in college.” Lit. 101 will teach you that Lisa’s poetry is inspired by Allen Ginsberg’s and that the prison number (24601) worn variously by Marge, Principal Skinner and Sideshow Bob is Jean Valjean’s in _Les Miserables_. It also helps if you know old movies. _Simpsons_ plots have plundered _King Kong, Citizen Kane, Thelma & Louise, Cape Fear_ and the entire Hitchcock oeuvre. “If you steal from a black-and-white film,” Brooks told the writers, “it’s an homage.” 8) They’re reliable. “Animated characters don’t get busted,” says Groening, “and they don’t get old.” Maggie has not aged a day. Homer can’t get much fatter or balder. Marge’s bouffant will always look like a neatly trimmed blue fir. Bart frets about graduating from fourth grade, but fate and good ratings will keep him there for life. Lisa, the poor stranded sensitive intellectual, will never escape Springfield. 9) After all these years, they can still surprise you. Part of the fun of watching is trying to figure out what the main plot line will be; the first few minutes of any episode are so packed with comic detail that the story could go in any of a dozen directions. This is one show whose writers seem to have too many good ideas. 10) They have heart. One of Brooks’ cardinal rules: Let’s not be afraid of emotion. The strongest episodes are those (like “Lisa’s Substitute,” “Homer Alone,” “Like Father, Like Clown” and “Bart the Lover”) that reveal the bedrock fondness, desperation and loyalty that bond this or any other frazzled clan. A viewer can feel awe at the show’s cascading wit and still purr at the sweet, deep sentiment. Hail, _Simpsons_! May you live another 100 episodes at the same apex of quality. ## Transcript [00:00] [ MUSIC ] [00:06] Welcome futurists, cyberphiles and the rest of you dateless [00:09] wonders. I'm the one who is doing all the work, so of [00:14] course, stay cool for a minute. You know what's great [00:17] there, is the sea bass. They do it blackened, they'll saute it. [00:19] It's stupendous. You have left out the oldest trick in the [00:21] book. That's what Niccolò Machiavelli used. Divide and [00:24] conquer. See you soon. This is Mo. Big day. waiting, [00:29] feeling kinda fragile. Cuz I go where the misery is ladies [00:32] and gentlemen. I go where people need [ BLEEP ] a good [00:35] laugh. Because in America they don't go to the comedy [00:38] clubs but they do shoot people in the head with a high [00:40] powered rifle. Nice to [00:44] see you. I'm afraid that the [00:48] condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy. No. [00:54] I thought that too and until he said yard trimming. [00:55] [ LAUGH ] Gotta learn to listen Lou. You'll have [00:59] my resignation and release of my contract on your desk [01:01] immediately. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me [01:05] from such nature films as Earwigs, Ew! Good! Maybe we'll [01:09] pick up a couple bathing beauties. 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