Veterinary Pet Insurance has released its annual ranking of the most bizarre dog and cat names in its database, which leads with Peanut Wigglebutt and Snuggles Butt Le Lee, respectively — thus proving once and for all that both dogs and cats have notable butts and that the collective human race has the sense of humor of a five year old.
Below are the top 10 monikers, chosen by a public vote, and the full list of 50 crazy, yet endearing, pet names can be found here. (How did Waffle Dots beat Brutus Pancakes out of the Top 10? How?!)
Dogs:
- Peanut Wigglebutt
- Sir Hog Knucklehead
- Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce
- Otto Von Longdog
- Zippity Do Dawg
- Airbubble McMuffin
- Hamburger Patty
- Angus T Brackencrack
- Mister Buddy Pickles
- Waffle Dots
Cats:
- Snuggles Butt Le Lee
- Count Flufferton
- Katy Purry
- Walter Croncat
- Joey Banana Pants
- Felix Thunder Paws
- Nuttykitty
- Senor Meow
- Sassy Brat Kat
- Purrscilla
You’re welcome.
(h/t TODAY)
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