July 2, 2014 9:57 AM EDT

Some call Disneyland the happiest place on earth, but not this guy. A thoroughly underwhelmed gentleman recorded himself riding the theme park’s greatest rides to the tune of Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’ Dirty.” Splash Mountain? Not that into it. Big Thunder Mountain? He’s seen bigger.

The “Disneyland Death Stare” was appropriately posted by YouTube user Lack of Awesomeness.

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