1. The map that suggests everyone in Wisconsin is drunk right now.
More info via Flowing Data
2. As is everyone in Oregon.
http://vinepair.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/per-capita-wineries-per-state-2012-heatmap-preview.png
More info via VinePair
3. The map that reveals every state’s top porn search.
http://i2.wp.com/flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pornhub-searches.png
More info here
4. The map that proves you’ve probably been to Pizza Hut.
http://i0.wp.com/flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pizza-all-map-2c.png
More info here
5. The map that proves you’ve definitely been to Wal-Mart.
More info here
6. And McDonald’s.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2669/3950030287_5153c67d2f_o.jpg
More info here
7. The map that’s trying to prove…something.
More info via I Love Charts
8. The map that suggests Oklahoma singles should attend the state fair.
http://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/zi-1175-2013-j-f00-idsi-76-1.jpg
More info via Andrew Sullivan
9. The map that shows where you’re most likely to get struck by lightning.
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More info here
10. The map that quantifies Florida’s undying love for Rick Ross.
http://musicmachinery.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/distinctive_artist_map2.png
More info here
11. The map that shows Americans can’t agree on how to pronounce crayon…
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51af5dbfecad04a94600000c-1200/americans-cant-even-agree-how-to-pronounce-crayon.jpg
More info here
12. …or mayonnaise.
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51af5dc269bedd0e1b000004-1200/we-are-a-nation-divided-over-mayonnaise.jpg
More info here
13. The map that will make you feel poor.
http://frac.tl/richest/img/usamap.png
More info via Movoto
14. The map that will make Alaskans feel lonely.
More info here
15. The map that quantifies the invasion of cows.
http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4565291/animals2007_big.png
More info here
16. The map that highlights lake-monster sightings.
More info via Atlas Obscura
17. The map that confirms the spread of Smith.
http://bp3.uuuploads.com/fun-maps/fun-maps-14.jpg
More info via National Geographic
18. The map that proves there are no Oakland As fans.
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-ZH655_test_NS_20140330195902.jpg
More info here
19. And the map that will school a lot of you on state geography (or not).
http://ispol.com/sasha/remembered/remembered.png
More info here
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