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# Kids Evacuated After Fake Leg Is Mistaken for a Pedophile


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Senior Correspondent

Dec 17, 2013 10:48 PM CUT

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Dec 17, 2013 10:48 PM CUT

It’s a kidnapper! It’s a child molester! No, it’s just some guy’s fake leg.

Teachers evacuated 60 young British children from a swimming pool locker room after they thought they saw a pedophile watching the children, the Independent [reports. ](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from-swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-paedophile-9010525.html "undefined")

It turns out the “pedophile” was just a prosthetic leg a disabled man had left in the locker room while he went swimming.

Safety is always a priority, but why didn’t the teachers check to see whether the disembodied leg belonged to a sexual predator before evacuating the pool?

Here is what I imagine that conversation might have gone like. (**Beware**: Fiction)

**Concerned British Teacher:** Hello, is someone in here?

**Fake Leg:** (silence)

**Concerned British Teacher:** We have some children changing into bathing suits here, could you please leave?

**Fake Leg:** (silence)

**Concerned British Teacher:** Are you watching us? Why won’t you say anything?

**Fake Leg:** (silence)

**Concerned British Teacher:** Quick, Roberta– take the children. There’s a one-legged man over there who’s watching them.

And SCENE.

\[[The Independent](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from-swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-paedophile-9010525.html "undefined")\]

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