By Nolan Feeney
The White Stripes’ most recognizable tune got a nautical remix on Friday as the MSC Magnifica celebrated its “harbour birthday.” Instead of blasting Britney Spears to ward off Somali pirates, perhaps cargo ships could learn a lesson here and start playing this surprisingly ominous-sounding cover to stay safe in dangerous waters.
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