The singer took to Instagram to share her brand spanking new customized Harry Potter jacket. It's embroidered with Dumbeldore's face on it, and it says "Dumbledore's Army." She has one and you don't because the rest of us are entitled to nothing.
Just get a load of this thing. Even Snape would shed a tear for the lifelike beard craftsmanship. And here you were thinking that Grande said everything you needed to know about her personality with a high ponytail.