Parody Twitter Account Reimagines Kylo Ren As An Emo Kid

December 23, 2015 4:24 PM EST

Anakin Skywalker may be the original angsty Star Wars teenager — after all, his thoughts on sand read like the lyrics from a early 2000s emo song — but a new parody Twitter account makes a pretty good case that The Force Awakens’ new villain, Kylo Ren, is less of a Sith lord and more of a whiny emo kid who just really hates his parents.

(From here on out, there are some major spoilers, so if you haven’t seen The Force Awakens, turn back now.)

Dubbing himself a “Ren’s rights activist,” Emo Kylo Ren (a.k.a. @KyloR3n) is the kind of guy who comments on YouTube videos, rants about sexism, and really, really loves Hot Topic. His Twitter account, which has racked up more than 50,000 followers in just a few days, is filled with diary entries about his budding friendship with Hux and how his parents just don’t understand him.

*force-slams his bedroom door*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*hands Rey an xbox controller* it's cool if you don't beat it the first try
i didn't
you have to really learn and practice
*rey beats it*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*applies black eyeliner*
my parents don't understand me and i hate them
*applies black helmet*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*comes downstairs in pajamas*
*clears throat* there's been an awakening
are there pancakes?
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i suppose i was just born into the wrong era
that's all
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

grandpa
does my hair look okay
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary
I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band
he said I should go solo
I told him never to mention that name again
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
also we are out of conditioner
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano*
*painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

my dad owns too many vests
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

This article originally appeared on EW.com.

Parody Twitter Account Reimagines Kylo Ren as an Emo Kid

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